There’s something about a perfect 70s dad beard and tight Built by Wendy clothes that makes you look like the kind of guy that can bring the boat to the dock, jump out, and tie it up all by yourself while we all sit back and chortle, “Shit, Carl.”
If you like pirates get a nice small skull and crossbones on your upper arm or something. Don’t paint your entire leg with the guy from 21 Jump Street in a really confusing movie that’s based on a Disney theme-park ride.
What is it with Renaissance Fairs where everyone with a huge ass thinks they’re royalty?In other news, I have not been using this blog a lot since i'm working on my stuff for Expozine.
It's tomorrow(saturday the 25th) and I will be sitting somewhere, doing stuff/selling stuff.
Come hang. Get creeped away.
Marie
